Sunday, June 3, 2007

On Sunday, June 2, 2007, Jenji inquired:

Bubbleboy.
I'm curious as to the pollen count for those of us who spend most of our Saturday ass deep in a bee bush...
I'm just curious.


Dear Jenji,

Bee bushes, in their excessively-trimmed (and possibly stunted) Rolloff-like form, have been known to be, surprisingly, pollen-free.

Following yesterday's close encounter of the bushy kind, I can concur with most certainty that the above statement is true. I found the bush, with its dwarfish twigs and leaf-challenged stature, to be decidedly free of any and all allergens or irritants.

Thanks for your question. I look forward to watching your bush grow and prosper in the weeks to come!

Bubbleboy

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